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Top Text: lottery jackpot is up to half a billion dollars
Bottom Text: contemplate suicide once an hour while working lottery desk]
people are coming out of the woodwork to try their hand at this jackpot and i swear if there is anything worse than dealing with the regulars, it’s dealing with them AND the rest of the shoppers, who have absolutely no idea how to play and interrupt the flow of lottery and get a line of 50 or so people behind them while they tediously make their selections.
‘Twas an awful experience. Worse than any holiday.