Since I lost my last laptop before finals, I felt like I should write out some things because I’m a little delirious, and nobody’s gonna care anyway.
Mom: Hey, what foreign language are you taking this semester?
Me: German. Why?
Mom: Just curious. I was thinking about your GPA, and how much it's going to go down.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I have to make grades at least close to these [as long as my math’s correct] to keep all A’s:
I believe these are very attainable goals.