Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and...– Bill Hicks (via vvethepeople)
When someone tries to take a piece of my food
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siranthonystark: One tectonic plate bumped into another and said….. “Sorry, my fault.”
A short summary of The Dark Knight Rises:
Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
Voldemort: And this is crazy
Voldemort: Why are you still alive
Voldemort: You stupid baby
"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
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grayceeemae asked: What's your favorite movie?
dylanhoebrien: drzaius: wholockiansintothetardis: drzaius: i just feel so bad for other countries in the olympics why do you keep trying why I love the Olympics as much as the next person, but I have one question (okay, more like two): When did the medal count become the most important part? Isn’t there something about unity and peace and humanity as a whole? somebody is clearly...
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
whatshouldberkcallme: I’m just like: