October 2011
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When you find things you wrote years ago.
tumblrisforderps: Years? Try 10 minutes ago.
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Listen Ben Folds ft Regina Spektor //| You Don’t Know...
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September 2011
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is it weird that when you think of Spartan....
big-green-style: lolmonstahh: you think of this: but i think of this: I WANT HALO 4 TO BE OUT NOW~~~~~~~~~ Always this  
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At Chick Fil A...
Cashier guy: Your name, please?
Me and Lauren: VOLDEMORT
Cashier guy: Oh, how about, He Who Must Not Be Named?
Me and Lauren: Alright!
Cashier Guy: *types* Argh, it won't fit. Too long of a name. How about Tom Marvolo?
Me and Lauren: YEAH!!
Best Chick Fil A guy ever.
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Mine.
Back off, douche.
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Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"
brotherjames: goddessofcheese: lesbo-a-gogo: kawaiilesbianfriend: canaderp: overlord-of-pasta: minkleburg: 1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception this has been a post  This is better than what I was using. (I was using the term “fem!cockblock”.) I use clamjam all the time :D SISSCORCEPTION CLITORFERENCE Taco...
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Nicki Minaj style rap #1
whoregwarts: touchme-there: gregorgy: YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME. GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME. THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME. I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM. YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME. DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME. hahahaha im dying omg this is genius
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I love being able to say " I told you so "
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Unpopular Opinion
mandaloriansunite: Lady Gaga ain’t all that special.
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