"Kindles are better than books."
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip, dawg
Dropped my phone on tile floor this morning, and...
The rubber case saved the screen from shattering, but didn’t stop it from breaking on the inside. ~R.I.P. Moto Droid, you almost lasted the entire two year contract. <3 ON THE OTHER HAND! I now have a Droid 3, and it kicks ass. :D
Historical puns are high class humor okay
interwar: Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years. What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here. Who built the ark? I have Noah idea. Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead. How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code. How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.
I got my promotion today! First CSL our store has ever had. :D
Finally work up the courage to ask where we...
SHE’S FUCKING ASLEEP. Goddamnit. -.-
Master Chief: This is Spartan 117! Can anyone read me? Over.
Lord Hood: Isolate that signal! Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
Master Chief: Sir. Finishing this fight.