I’m about to travel 16 hours to get to China for a 10 day Study Abroad trip, and I’ve spent my entire morning watching Spongebob. It’s glorious.
I promise I’m 21, you guys.
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty!
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING